Parokya ng Pantalon : Church Policies, What?

Because I’m wearing shorts. Technically it’s shorts but It’s not a short shorts. It’s one of those casual walking shorts with buttons and side pockets that you wear when you go out to the mall. Please see pic below. Apparently, I didn’t know there was a policy in Resurrection of Our Lord Parish Church in our Barangay that Men who wear shorts won’t be allowed to enter the church, to attend the mass… Wow!